Dig.On LLC -- WORSE THAN INVITE ONLY

We can't exactly say HOW, WHY, or WHEN it will ever happen again, but WHAT happened so far is the weirdos WHO are named Colin Chung, Donnie Bryant, Tim Cels, and Andy Mukolo navigated through this very shop website and WHERE they eventually eventually eventually wound up was the boardroom of the whole damn chocolate factory, a.k.a. the Slackquarters of the mighty Dig.On LLC itself.

Direct response means never having to say never...